The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
With that one line press release, the Carp of Charlotte announce the trade of third-baseman Nick Senzel to the Baltimore Archers for a horde of pitchers. The actual deal:
3B Nick Senzel
for
RP Miguel Romero
SP Aaron Ashby
RP Colby Halter
CF Ender Inciarte
Ender Inciarte was as surprised as anyone to find himself traded. “Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement, are roads of Genius” exclaimed the oft-traded star.
Baltimore will retain 35% of Inciarte’s salary.